Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm.
After a few more he needs to go to the can.
"McCarthy street second man replies, "Me too!He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.That night he has the best sex he has ever had."By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!".When he went the day after, he asked the pimp why he must wear a black condom?Who decided such disgusting posts were suitable marketing?An Irish man walks into a bar.
He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with.
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom.".
Everyone left the bar and drove off.
The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!".So they drive up to the white house and the security guard says "Benny you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a limo pulls up with the president in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Benny how.The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth.A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator.There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?".So they take a plane down to Rome and he says" legal definition for prostitution Ok now watch up there on that balcony I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So he goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out.After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!".Sarah Jackson, the co-founder of the East End Womens Museum, told the Guardian: Violence against women hasnt gone the way of gaslights and top hats, far from.He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
Koala: Eats bush and leaves.